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Friday, July 17, 2015

Lost In Space

 


I see that the spacecraft New Horizons has passed Pluto.  Scientist say that it will continue into an uncharted territory of 'nothingness', as it buzzes into deep space. 

Or as Dumbplumber likes to think, it will be beaming back all the positive things Obama has done for America the seven years New Horizons has been traveling. 

Nada, Zip, Zilch.

Growing Old Together


 


Last June, Dumbplumber turned 66.  So it occurred to the Dumbplumber yesterday that his Teddy Bear--given to him on his first birthday--was now old enough for Social Security and Medicare. 

Tuesday, July 14, 2015

Latest from the Liar in Chief



“I give you peace in our time”, says Obama on the Iran nuclear bomb deal.  

 This coming from the same lips as, “You can keep your doctor”, “You can keep your health plan” and “My plan will reduce your cost of healthcare”. 

We are So screwed.

A test for Progressives/Liberals/Leftards




If you ever encounter someone you believe to be a Liberal, who is itching for a debate ask them these questions:

1)     Do the words “sustainable”, “logic”, “common sense” and the phrase “historical reference” mean anything to you?
2)     Have you ever read the Declaration of Independence, The U.S. Constitution or The Ten Commandments?
3)    Does the notion of “States Rights” confuse you?
4)    Does the concept of 100% of the working population paying for 15% of the working population’s retirement and healthcare seem like a cool idea?

If the answers to 1 and 2 are NO and 3 and 4 are YES, you are a hopeless moron and should kill yourself immediately.

If the answers to 1 and 2 are YES and 3 and 4 are NO, you may avoid debate and join me in a beer.

If any other combination of answers exist, return to your high school, slap your teachers and demand a do-over.

There, that simple test will allow you to avoid wasting your precious time talking to useless assholes.

Sunday, July 12, 2015

On 22nd Thought


Several years ago, I noticed many comments about the possibility of Preezy Obama dismissing the 22nd Amendment and taking on a third presidency or worse, becoming the Dictator In Chief.  It was then dismissed as impossible, because the Congress and SCOTUS would never allow it. 

Now it is looking more and more like a possibility.

Since the passage of 2009’s ‘Porkulus’ Bill, and the subsequent Obamacare, passed unread, along party lines (and still unfinished) has also weathered two SCOTUS decisions, despite public knowledge that “people were too stupid to understand it”.  And Obamacare still proceeds unabated in killing off healthcare, while granting unlimited power to the IRS in controlling our lives.

And speaking of the IRS, it appears that they and the Justice Department have been conspiring to shut down challenges to Democratic power, by denying ‘non-profit’ status to everyone but Democrat organizations, totally rigging elections.  In addition to successfully denying investigations of subpoenaed documents to Republican committees in Congress.  The fix appears to be in and it is staying in.

And speaking of "rigging elections", nary a peep has been raised at the glaring fact that many dozens of voting districts in 'Swing' states had NO votes cast for Mitt Romney in the last election.  We're talking about many hundreds of thousands of votes cast without ONE Romney vote.  How's that for coincidence?

It has become so bad on Capitol Hill that no matter what Obama wants, he gets.  He shuts down the coal industry, he gets unlimited subsidies to the most expensive power sources available and meanwhile shuts down the least expensive power source (hydro).  He is transforming the manufacturing, transportation and communications industries into subsidiaries of the federal government, all under the name of "fairness, the climate and safety", while espousing his support of the middle class, which he is systematically eliminating.  He is now dictating that he wants citizens, that have already destroyed urban areas, to be shipped into subsidized housing in areas they’ve yet to destroy. 

This is not to mention the unprecedented scope of government transformation within the various agencies that answer to the White House under the Executive Branch.  His granting of powers well beyond the checks and balances--within the Constitution-- is mind boggling and travels all the way down to arming and providing ammunition to almost every agent under federal authority.  Nevermind he has authorized the purchase of hundreds of millions of rounds of ammunition, enough to kill every man, woman and child within our borders.  Except for illegal aliens and government lackeys of course.

And with his recent revelation that he is, “just getting started”, I have no doubt the complete demise of Liberty and Freedom is just around the corner.  On a weekly basis Obama is rewriting the Constitution, violating his Oath of Office and reducing his status to a quasi dictatorship.  His ambitions and actions are without precedent. 

Ask me now if Obama will repeal and ignore the 22nd Amendment and I will tell you, Yes, Yes and Hell Yes. 


Thursday, July 09, 2015

To Dianny Russell at patriotretort.com



A Case for Trust

Dianny, as a take off of your Hillary rant, I couldn’t help think that she is her own worst example of why you should never trust Hillary.

I was reminded of the Rose Law firm records that was lost for ages then suddenly appeared in her residence.  And who could forget that Hillary was ransacking Vince Foster’s office, after he was found dead and before officials had arrived to investigate his suicide, er, uh questionable death. 

And lest we not forget, it was Hillary that amassed a 10,000% profit on a “beef futures” investment, which has been more correctly characterized as a bribe.  And who could forget her denial of being a lawyer for Madison Guarantee Trust.  She also “wasn’t” responsible for Travelgate or the theft of thousands of dollars in taxpayer owned goodies, when she and Bill left the White House.  Nor was she lying about the Muslim offending movie maker, her roll in the death of State Dept. employees at Bengazi or the subsequent disappearance of her emails, during that debacle.

In fact, I don’t think she has been responsible for anything her entire life.  Said like a good little Marxist, Lefty she is. 

Nevermind it was Hillary who endured the parade of bimbos in and out of husband Bill’s Arkansas’ governor’s office and the Oval Office, which she dismissed with an explanation of the “Vast Right Wing Conspiracy”.  All of which will be surely reran over and over and over again during this election cycle. 

But if you’re like my mother, the little old lady that works with my wifey at the local library or a friend of a friend, who is retired government, and thinks Obama is the second coming, you will certainly pull the handle for Hillary, because you’re about as smart and informed as a box of rocks.

The Dumbplumber


Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Dumbplumber v Megyn Kelly



The title says it all.  Having caste off all sense of memory, history or corrupt details, the Media has boxed in and set the meme for all things Obama.  Even conservative pundits tend to forget the cudgel we have been beat with, when crafting snarky answers, or even ‘snarkier’ questions, as TV talking heads.  There appears to be no end to the rabbit holes for history.

The lists of presidential and pre-presidential gaffs are posted all over the Internet for all to see, however, few review them before throwing in the towel, due to a highly suspect Supreme Court  decision.  Such was last night’s The Kelly File, with Megyn Kelly.

Her interview with presidential candidate Ted Cruz was like a spaniel puppy rolling over for a belly rub, when it came to Cruz objecting to the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare.  “It is the law, they won, you lost“, said Kelly.  Perhaps her submission is because she, and Cruz, were both clerks to Supreme Court Justices.  But she should have known better.

It’s as if there was no questionable run-up to this decision; no behind closed door sessions; no bipartisan vote; no consideration to read it before voting for it; no attention to the main architect, Jonathan Gruber, who painfully bragged about, “the ignorance of the American people”, when crafting it; a complete lack of candor, by Obama, when he described the Bill as money saving, doctor saving, hospital saving and coverage saving as bedrock elements in the Act. 

Nevermind that the whole ACA was a fraud from the beginning and upheld by the Supremes rewriting, earlier, a key element as a tax and NOT a penalty, six of these nine vultures voted to rewrite the Act once again to save it.  Despite their legal obligation to follow the Constitution, Megyn Kelly smugly announced that it is now over and done with, because the Supremes said it was.

Sorry Ms. Kelly, if ever there was judicial injustice this last ACA decision was it.  You can hang pearls on a pig, but it is still a pig.  The difference here is you fail to see the difference between a pig and a thoroughbred.