It's the Russians Stupid (sarcasm alert!)

What can I say that not already been said?  Trump won.  Hillary lost.  Period.

But that is not good enough for the Leftwing Media.  Hillary’s loss was due to Russia.  It certainly couldn't have been because they had the worst candidate ever or their own incompetence.  Nope it was the Russians.  

 We will soon get Moose, Squirrel ...AND....Hillary!

Let’s review:

• Russia bribed Hillary into selling them 20% of our nuclear stockpile, while she was Secretary of State.
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• Russia forced nearly every pollster to claim that Hillary was the front-runner.
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• Russia made Donna Brazile submit questions to CNN “before” their debate.
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• Russia installed the unsecured ‘server’, against State Dept. objections, in her home.
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• Russia made Hillary commit multiple felonies (lying), while before the House sub-committee.
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• Russia coerced Hillary to claim that a video started the Bengazi fiasco.
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• Russia compelled Hillary to run a pay-for-play scheme with her foundation.
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• Russia revealed that John Podesta was in the midst of a corrupt campaign.
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• Russia contrived to have Debbie Wasserman-Schultz removed from the DNC and land in Hillary’s campaign.
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• Russia made Obama tell illegal aliens that they had a right to vote.
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• Russia forced Jill Stein to reveal voter fraud in Detroit.
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• Russia sent hundreds of millions of dollars to the Clinton Global Initiative.
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• Russia bought Bernie Sanders a new house after Hillary screwed him out of the Primaries.
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• Russia told Jim Comey that Hillary was lying to his investigators.

Yes, my friends, Russia is to blame for everything that Hillary claims.

Separated at Birth

Separated at birth ?????..........John Schneider (Bo Duke) Dukes of Hazzard and Luke Mitchell (Lincoln Campbell) Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Fact Challenged Yellen

I had the unfortunate opportunity of watching a few minutes of Janet Yellen yesterday.  You know, the smartest, brightest, most qualified person to head up the Federal Reserve.

She decided (along with a majority of other very smart Fed governors) to raise the lending rate a quarter of a percent, among other reasons, because the unemployment rate had settled at 4½ %.  And she was looking forward to three more raises next year.

Now I don’t want to go out on a limb here, but if the actual unemployment rate is 4 ½%, with 92,000,000 people OUT of the workforce, then I’m one of the smartest people in the universe, and Janet Yellen has been drinking the Obama Kool Aid in the 32 ounce super-sized, with a fire hose instead of a straw.  What is wrong with that lesbo bobbed nut sucker?  Has her dancing slippers left the floor?

With logic and reason of this caliber, she is more qualified to be a ticket taker at a skating rink than the head of the Federal Reserve. 

All Is Not Lost

All is not lost.  

The Liberal/Progressive class are still slobbering over their losses in the November election.  Guess you have to give them the Participation Award for whining.  Hollywood, Wash. DC, New York and Northwestern California are all twitterpated about that evil, vile, racist Donald....good.

I know I sleep better at night knowing that Trump is not.  He's got one Helluva job to do and getting paid bupkus to do it,  The caterwalling for the next four years will be deafening.  Then, Democrats will run and keep running historical losers....all to our benefit.

Nancy Pelosi will soon be the oldest person living in space.  No disrespect to John Glenn. In fact, she hasn't lived anywhere but space since I took notice of her in 2000.  The very definition of insanity.

The Democrats now hold the distinction of being the old, white Party, with Harry Reid leaving it will lower the average age by about 200 years.  Still can't believe he said that Mitt Romney "didn't pay his taxes" and "Donald Trump was an unhinged and unbalanced egomaniac".   Great quotes coming from a gut that got knocked-out by a rubber band.

But we will have the likes of Dick Durban, Chuck Schumer and Charles Rangel to pick up the slack for good ole Harry.

Now that the Trumpster is in the saddle, I may make some time to blog again and keep you up on the comings and goings of the Down South Briggs' family.

Keeping It Up

Wow, in less than a week we have a new and even more tragic slaughter of human beings.  A madman in Nice, France has mowed down dozens and dozens of innocent revelers at the Bastille Days celebrations. 

I don't think France has enough teddy bears, balloons and flowers to commemorate all the assassinations.  They do however have their 'white flag' factories running 24/7.  Obama has ordered flags all over the world to fly at half staff.  It's easier for us here in America, because ours are still down from the Dallas massacre.

Al Sharpton is now living on a 757, going from massacre to massacre raising money to compensate him and his fellow moochers for the inequities of slavery,  150 years ago.  Of course he will be taking a little 'taste' for expenses.  But he will be clearing the way for Obama to come in and stir up the natives, who rely upon these events to keep Americans on their heels.

Home Grown Stupid

So, another week, another shooting, another announcement by the Preezy.  Nothing to see here, move along, workplace violence or a marginalized soul brother.  How many times can a politician claim they are “outraged”, “shocked” or “pixilated”(well maybe not pixilated), at an “unexpected” event or tragedy.  But we have become accustomed and numbed by a leader who can't understand the motives behind these shootings, even when the shooter spends minutes or hours reciting his reasons in painful detail.

America is becoming very good at sensationalizing and dramatizing mass shootings.  Especially the media.  Politicians are even getting into the fray with outright, naked displays of ignorance to solicit gun control laws and money to support the never ending re-elections. 

But it is the responses to these atrocities that we are getting good at.  

Americans, of all stripes, are getting good at displays of outrage.  They are getting better at the little shrines constructed to commemorate the event.  They are getting even better at post-event interviews, where they can re-play the moments up to, during and after the event, while holding their latest Marks-A-Lot sign.  I always enjoy the vibrant and colorful displays of hairdos not found in nature, or anywhere else rational people choose to travel.

 

The president is getting pretty good at speeches of outrage, followed closely by calls for gun control and lowering of all flags to half-staff.  Hell, why don’t we just leave them down there, because there’ll be another event in a day or two.

And we can’t forget the Teddy Bears, usually reserved for illegal alien children, these fluffy gnomes have inexplicably stampeded onto the scenes to capture the balloons and take them away to await the next mass shooting. 

And then there is the endless analysis, by those who have never been anywhere near a gun, much less than the neighborhoods where they are used the most against folks fighting over the same turf.   Unfortunately these same analysts will ignore the inevitable strike down of some innocent child or elderly person, who has done nothing more than thrilled at the antics of Sponge Bob Square Pants or binge watched Wheel of Fortune three weeks in a row.

 

And we can’t close until we acknowledge the candle-light vigils and the moments of silence, in which we should be cleaning and reloading, to thwart the next mindless drive-by or disgruntled Black Panther, who has determined that ‘whitey’ needs to die, but has used all his little gray cells to open up his AR15 in an all-black neighborhood. 

Jeb Bush.... 0 for 12

Jeb Bush said in an interview recently that Donald Trump, "was NOT going to build a wall, that Mexico was NOT going to pay for it, and that Trump was NOT going to ban Muslims".

So let's review:  Bush also said that Trump was not going to be the nominee, that Trump was incapable of winning the Primary, and that Trump was a "jerk".

Well Jeb is right about one thing, Trump was a jerk to Bush.  But one man's jerk is another man's hope.

 Maybe The Donald will send Jeb a picture of the wall as a Christmas card in December of '17.