Another Romney letter

Dear Mr. Romney,

I sincerely apologize for bothering you or interrupting your national ‘talking points tour’, but it is beyond time for me to talk, and you to listen.

Today I received not one, but three solicitations, from your campaign, in the mail. Nevermind that I have returned at least five of your previous fund raising solicitations with large hand written notations requesting, asking and finally demanding my name be removed from your mailing list.

Aside from the obvious fact that you are wasting trees, postage, valuable time and effort, you are simply aggravating an already sensitive situation, as I am totally and absolutely pissed off at you, your campaign and the RNC, for the way they treated Herman Cain and Sarah Palin in the primaries.

Be clear, I will NEVER vote for Obama, like I have no intention of voting for you. It is my firm belief that you will only take us to the same place as that socialist/fascist, union loving, double talking lawn jockey, but it will take a few years longer. And nothing you have said over the past few months has changed my mind.  I simply want to be able to clean and reload before I start drooling oatmeal from my scooter.

Having said that, if you and your campaign lack the ability to do something as simple as removing my name from your mailing list, WHAT THE FUCKING CHANCES YOU WILL HAVE OF RUNNING THIS COUNTRY, OR LEADING A CONGRESS THAT CAN’T GIVE US BACK TOILETS THAT WORK, STOP THE INCANDESCENT LIGHT BULB BAN OR TURN OVER THE U.S. POST OFFICE TO SOMEONE THAT CAN DELIVER A FIRST CLASS LETTER FOR 40 FUCKING CENTS?

So before you even think about sending me another solicitation, you might consider a way to remedy the above and include it in a speech, because so far your platform is about as meaningful as HOPE and CHANGE.

Signed….the Dumbplumber