Campaign Finale for Idiots

In case many of you have missed it, there is a presidential election right around the corner. Seems that a lot of “undecided voters” remain on the fence as to who they are going to vote for. Well, let the Dumbplumber give you a clue or two as to who NOT to vote for. For emphasis, he will make specific comments to attract the attention of those that are IDIOTS.

For instance, if you believe ANYTHING said favorably about Obama or against Romney, by the MSM, MSNBC, the Liberal blogs or the NEW YORK TIMES, You are an Idiot.

If you think that bailing out union pensions while ignoring non-union pensioners is okay, You’re an Idiot.

If you think bailing out public sector union pensions with non-union, private sector taxpayer funds, You’re an Idiot.

If you think the White House using private emails to conduct public business, in order to avoid transparency through the Freedom of Information Act (FOIA), You’re an Idiot.

If you think borrowing money from China to give to Egypt is a good idea, You’re an Idiot.

If you think borrowing $160 billion dollars to build a high speed train to nowhere, in California, is a good idea, You’re an Idiot.

If you think it is a good idea to hand every nickel of “Stimulus Money” to union companies, that support the current president, You’re an Idiot.

If you think, like the Enviro-Nazis, that America not only has the ability to stop climate change, but have, in fact, the ability to change the climate, You’re not just an Idiot, but an unmitigated lunatic, with mouth breathing, slack jawed, pinheaded parents that should have aborted you early.

If you think that America can convert their transportation, electrical grid and manufacturing energy sources from natural gas, coal, diesel and gasoline to renewable wind and solar electric, hydrogen and bean farts, and remain competitive with the rest of the world, You’re an Idiot.

If you think taxpayers spending $1.5 billion per presidential term for the First Family to fly for pizza in Chicago, date nights in New York City and multi-million dollar vacations around the world, during an economic recession, is a good idea, well then you are a Pin Head and an Idiot.

If you think it is okay to support illegal voting by prohibiting mandatory photo I.D. at the polling station, while depriving our soldiers the right of the vote, who are the ones defending our Right to vote, you’re not just an Idiot, but a commi rat-bastard as well.

If you believe that carbon dioxide pumped into the air by wildfires is okay, but denying licenses for co-generators converting the same fuel into energy while scrubbing much of that Co2 out before exhaust is okay, You’re a bicycle seat sniffing Idiot.

If you believe that “Middle Class” means union jobs and benefit packages that are bankrupting America is a good idea, You’re a Fascist Idiot.

If you believe you have seen the worst of what Obama can do, You’re a raving loon and a Useful Idiot.

If you believe Mr. Obama won’t sell out America to the Muslim Brotherhood, China and Russia in some misguided belief that he will be crowned King of the World, you are an unrepentant, unsalvageable, unforgivable Idiot.

If you have read all this and still are on the fence, about the best candidate, please, I’m begging you Don’t Vote. Go buy a rope, tie a hangman’s noose or borrow a friends gun and do the right thing.  At least the world will have one less Idiot.

Dumbplumber