Fox's News Fairy

Recently Fox New’s Shepard Smith went all sideways on the Kentucky clerk, Kim Davis, who refused to attach her name to a marriage license for a pair of ‘carpet munchers’.  Seems that Shepard is okay with the president tearing up the Constitution, changing laws with a phone call and making laws with his pen.  But ole Shep gets all pixilated when a couple of lesbos don’t get to allow a divorce lawyer another fat fee. 

But this isn’t new.  Shep has popped his head up out of the ‘Whack-o-Mole’ machine before, when he didn’t think that Bush 43 was moving fast enough to save some folks stranded on a bridge in Katrina Land.  Guess he thought that W should have parachuted some Dasani from Air Force One upon Smith’s first utterance.

Of course we all know that Shep’s been swinging from the other side of the plate for some time now, like it was something we must know.  Nevermind that Shep makes about a bazillion bucks a year reading a teleprompter.  So, a memo to Sheppard:  Just read the fucking news.  If we want anything else out of you, we’ll kick it out.  Stop with the editorializing.  If you want to pontificate kick O’Reilly to the curb a couple of times a month, so you can make an ass of yourself, with guests.  WDGAF.

The world is going to Hell in a handbasket and you’re acting like Ms. Davis has just violated the Constitution, which has NO mention of marriage in it, whatsoever.  And I hate to mention this, but less than 1% of our population gives a flying fuck about homos getting married.  Yes, most gays, don’t give a rat’s patooty about getting married.  They’re just happy to munch on each other’s privates and not be assassinated, like in the Middle East. 

So Sheppard, be glad you still have one show left.  You’re about one or two tantrums from losing this one.  Because folks like me are happy just to listen to the news.  And what’s left of your capital should be focused on the one thing you do well.  So STFU about anything else.