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Wednesday, July 01, 2015

Dumbplumber v Megyn Kelly



The title says it all.  Having caste off all sense of memory, history or corrupt details, the Media has boxed in and set the meme for all things Obama.  Even conservative pundits tend to forget the cudgel we have been beat with, when crafting snarky answers, or even ‘snarkier’ questions, as TV talking heads.  There appears to be no end to the rabbit holes for history.

The lists of presidential and pre-presidential gaffs are posted all over the Internet for all to see, however, few review them before throwing in the towel, due to a highly suspect Supreme Court  decision.  Such was last night’s The Kelly File, with Megyn Kelly.

Her interview with presidential candidate Ted Cruz was like a spaniel puppy rolling over for a belly rub, when it came to Cruz objecting to the Supreme Court decision on Obamacare.  “It is the law, they won, you lost“, said Kelly.  Perhaps her submission is because she, and Cruz, were both clerks to Supreme Court Justices.  But she should have known better.

It’s as if there was no questionable run-up to this decision; no behind closed door sessions; no bipartisan vote; no consideration to read it before voting for it; no attention to the main architect, Jonathan Gruber, who painfully bragged about, “the ignorance of the American people”, when crafting it; a complete lack of candor, by Obama, when he described the Bill as money saving, doctor saving, hospital saving and coverage saving as bedrock elements in the Act. 

Nevermind that the whole ACA was a fraud from the beginning and upheld by the Supremes rewriting, earlier, a key element as a tax and NOT a penalty, six of these nine vultures voted to rewrite the Act once again to save it.  Despite their legal obligation to follow the Constitution, Megyn Kelly smugly announced that it is now over and done with, because the Supremes said it was.

Sorry Ms. Kelly, if ever there was judicial injustice this last ACA decision was it.  You can hang pearls on a pig, but it is still a pig.  The difference here is you fail to see the difference between a pig and a thoroughbred.


Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Direct from the Internet



You can't handle the truth!... Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep

“You wonder why your country is fucked son? 


It’s what happens when your nation elects an obscure turd from the sewage catch basin of the corrupt shithole that is Chicago politics.  An unqualified, community organizing, American hating, Islam loving, racist mulatto faggot who has as much business occupying the People’s White House as a serial child rapist has running a day care center.  A turd that no matter how much glitter these left wing ass-pimples dump on it still couldn’t change the harsh truth that all the glam and hype, underneath is still a stinking piece of shit. 

And THAT’S what you have running the greatest free nation in the history of the world straight into the ground….On purpose and by design.”

The Dumbplumber is now certain he has a Doppelganger!

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Falling for Obama

So now we’re being told that the ‘Republican’ leadership is pushing for the ‘Obamatrade’ deal, which they have NOT read.  Not to point out the obvious, but haven’t we seen this movie already?  Let’s Review:

Obama lied, cheated and crammed Obamacare down our throats, by making the Dems vote it into law without reading it.  It is now a categorical failure, not worthy of the paper it was written on and now costing America over a trillion dollars and counting.

Obama yanked American troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, while declaring victory and now ISIS is taking over both countries.  They show their fear of us by beheading everyone that is not a radical Muslim.

Obama has declared that America is now the most respected country on the planet.  Never mind that none of our allies trust us and our enemies laugh themselves into a hysterical stupor when Obama challenges them.

Obama says he respects our sovereignty but has allowed hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to cross our borders and gives them free healthcare, IRS bonus checks, free rent, free food, early release from committing felonies and unemployment benefits to make them wish they had stayed home.

Obama has contradicted just about EVERYTHING he ever said about someone else in power, since he has been in power.  Either he was lying then, he’s lying now, or both.

You pretty well know when you are through lying to someone, when they start complaining 6 years into your administration.

You know when you are bullet proof when the folks guarding you refuse to put a bullet in your head, because it might put a dent in the sales of the book they plan to write about protecting the most corrupt president in history. 

This thing just writes itself doesn't it?

Is there more?  You betcha, but I will save it for the book.





Hillary's incomplete Headline



Dumbplumber stumbled upon this headline on the Daily Caller:


Hillary to Call for Expansion of Early Voting Scam Nationwide

Dumbplumber believes this headline is incomplete.  It should read:

Hillary to Call for Expansion of Early Voting Scam Nationwide, Except for the Military, both at Home and Abroad.
There, that’s fixed!

Monday, June 01, 2015

Dumb Denny Done did the Dallies

Denny Hastert has really stepped in it now.  The former Speaker of the House was caught, if belatedly, with his trouser trout out.  Then to make things really interesting he was caught violating some of the banking laws that he was responsible for.  Now I don't want to go out on a limb here, but this is like standing on your laces while trying to tie your shoes. 

Now Denny has the unique privilege of looking his once loving wifey and children in the eye, while trying to figure out how he's going to keep paying the blackmailer/victim/damn Hotty he bounced off the shower walls, back in high school.  Then there's all those consulting contracts and speaking engagements he used to finance the payoff.  That is looking out the window about now. 

Pundits are snarking about how he should just change his name to "Clinton" and be done with it.  Au Contraire, my simple Pilgrims, that angle was devised and abused by the Clintons and the privilege will not be transferred to Denny.   He is twisting in the wind blown by all the media.  This will probably not end in a prison sentence, but he may end up wishing it did.  Whatever 'wad' he had is now blown, both figuratively and literally.

But he can rest assured the liberal media will milk it for all it's worth to cover for Hillary for at least a few more weeks.  Thanks Denny.


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Lamenting the Obvious

 Dumbplumber posted this response to a lament by someone believing that today's American military are "Heros to Lost Causes". 


The U.S. will never WIN another war.  The end of every conflict will forever be a negotiated stalemate where America leaves behind ten or twenty thousand troops to support the inevitable tattoo parlors, piercing salons, liquor stores and whore houses.  Then every four years another bobble-head takes to the Oval Office to find another back yard to dominate, in the name of Peace.

Meanwhile, back at home, the march to socialism continues unabated.  Both Democrats and Republicans have spent so much productive time chipping away at the greatest governing document ever written, the Supreme Court is reduced to being ham-strung between earlier "precedent" and the will of the chattering class.  And while domestic murders are climbing like CEO salaries on meth, not one shot will be fired to defend the Constitution. 

It is particularly galling to witness the parade of "former" Secret Service agents and "retired" four star generals plugging up the 24 hr. news cycle, hawking their books and whining about the state of the nation.  Primarily because they took an Oath to protect America  from enemies both foreign and domestic, while they took a job to protect the President.  In short, they agreed to take a bullet for the Commander in Chief, but they refused to take one for America. 

So you will pardon me when I say that if all someone plans on doing is crawling around in the mud, cleaning their rifles and jacking shells, while watching Andy of Mayberry re-runs, we are seriously screwed.

As for America's patriots, if you are reading this and NOT making serious plans to take out some treasonous bastard, that is working to destroy this country, you are wasting your time.

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Responding to Beggars

This was posted to 'I Own The World' as a response to a posting as to where you could send donations to help our military members.


"Yeah, and you can list the salaries of the CEOs and the percentage of donations that goes to the intended recipients, while you’re at it. I’m sick and tired of hearing how a small fraction of donations get to our service men and women. Too many of these “Non-Profits” are just money machines. 

 In fact, you can add my anger and ire at the military for putting our service folks in harms way then turning their backs when they need physical and psychological help. Screw the Government and everyone that profits off its incompetence. 

 And as for the Post Office, they can go straight to Hell. These elitist,union A-holes cannot deliver a letter to a town 50 miles from my house without it going over 350 miles. I can walk to the letter’s destination faster. It recently took 28 days for a letter I mailed from my box to another box, not 8 feet away to get delivered. 
 
So they won’t accept mail and packages to Soldiers in need, but they won’t hesitate to ask for a few more billion to cover up their incompetence. I can understand them keeping ‘Letters to Santa’. I cannot understand NOT sending them to someone that EXISTS and is NOT asking for anything but some compassion. 

And anyone that doesn’t agree with me can kiss my ass."

Monday, May 25, 2015

Praise the Lord and Promote the Losers


Now it’s official.  The Koch Bros. are going to dump a mind numbing $900 million bucks in campaign cash on several republican candidates.  Or as I love to refer to them as the 2nd place finishers, or the 1st losers.  Because with the Kochs, we will be seeing who gets to make the polls and make the cut in the upcoming, all important, television debates (aka First Liars Club). 

I know, I know, it’s really too early to be so cynical, but I have already seen this show.  It was called the 2014 midterms, where the likes of Mitch McConnell and John Boehner swore on a stack of campaign donations that they were going to STOP Obama in his tracks, kill Obamacare, roll back his abusive regulations and do everything else it took to get re-elected.  Only to see on the day after the votes were counted that they decided NOT to do any of these things…..In the best interest of America, of course!

Well my gullible, na├»ve friends it is a mere 7 months and fart-gargling has already begun.  The Kochs haven’t said anything about upholding the Constitution, reducing the size and scope of government, lowering taxes, or honoring the 3 branches of government, and already the gravitational pull of hard cash is molding the campaign rhetoric.  I could easily name the top ten candidates and there wouldn’t be a practicing ‘Conservative’ among them. 

No, this will be a race to the debates then the real, wholesale lying will begin.  We will suddenly see the RINOs transform themselves into flag waving patriots, with only the future of America on their minds.  Get ready for Lindsey “Gravy” Graham, Mike ‘Huckabuster’ Huckabee, Jeb Bush and a host of others, not do what they say they are going to do, if they are president.  Now that’s going to be a boatload of bullshit.

The sweet irony of the Republican field is that it is being established by the Liberal Media.  The Washington Post already has the Republicans parsed into 4 fields so that they can be easily identified and crucified by the Democratic Assassination Machine. 

It is so bad that the Post has reduced,  like cooking stock, the top 13 candidates alphabetically, so as to make them easier to identify, at slaughtering time, but left out Carly Fiorina. 

Now I don’t want to go out on a limb here, but if you’re a former member of Congress and you have the guts but not the record to run, you’re an IDIOT. 
Rand Paul, Marco Rubio, Gravy Graham, Rick Santorum, John Kasich and Ted Cruz all from the U.S Congress, only two of which are remotely true Conservatives, but one has already been washed out in an earlier Primary, while the other is a Tea Party darling and will be crushed by the RINO machine.  The rest are a bunch of back benchers, with a lot to say and not one accomplishment to back it up. 

Bush, Christie, Jindal, Perry, Huckabee, Kasich (again) and Walker are all former or current governors, none of which has done squat for the Constitution or Liberty, except of course for Jindal ( who is of East Indian extraction and hasn’t met the bigoted Left yet)and Walker, who are both sadly underrated and ignored.  You know, ignored like Carly Fiorina, who isn’t even on the list.  Yeah, like nobody will even notice the only missing true Conservative candidate and is a female.  Allah, Sarah Palin. 

So  arrogant and elitist is the Post that they have given all Republicans four lanes to run in:  Tea Party, Moderate, Evangelical, and Conservative.  That’s it!  And they have all candidates eliminated but these three:
“Cruz doesn't own the Tea Party lane; he's in third. He doesn't own Evangelicals; he's sixth there. Scott Walker has the right. Jeb Bush has the middle. No one else has anything.”  Now that’s elitist as it gets.

Yes, it all makes you wonder who has the guts to call you up and ask for your campaign donation, when a couple of billionaires are going to establish the field.  Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall when Gravy Graham or Huckabuster is sitting in David Koch’s office going over his list of desired tax deductions and regulation rollbacks.  It just makes you all fuzzy all over doesn’t it. 

Nevermind, it’s all an exercise in futility anyway.  The game is rigged, there are only six states in play and we haven’t even got the memo that all illegal aliens will be eligible to vote, while Congress didn’t have the time or inclination to get a law passed that allows all military personnel to have a say in the election.  Nope, it is NO longer my obligation to vote, it kind of makes me feel like a co-conspirator to treason.