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Sunday, November 29, 2009


If there are any recurring themes from our president it is Control, Payback and a move toward Socialism. In just a few months Americans have learned things about our Leader, things that should shake the ground under any red-blooded American.

Now to be fair, it isn’t just the fault of the Democrats, that much of the following wasn’t in the public arena prior to election day. No, it was just as much Republicans NOT wanting to upset the PC police, who were on 24hr. patrol during the entire campaign. But as they say, two wrongs don’t make a right.

Below are enough land mines to derail a hundred campaigns, but somehow and inexplicably they were ignored, when it came to our first black president:

When Obama wrote a book and said he was mentored as a youth by “Frank“, (Frank Marshall Davis), an avowed Communist, people said it didn't matter.

When people found out that, as a child, he was enrolled as a Muslim in school and his father and step father were both Muslims, people said it didn't matter.

When he wrote in another book he authored, “I will stand with them (Muslims) should the political winds shift in an ugly direction”, people said it didn't matter.

When he wrote in his book, ’I chose Marxist friends and professors in college‘, people said it didn't matter.

When he traveled to Pakistan, after college on an unknown national passport, people said it didn't matter.

When he sought the endorsement of the Marxist party in 1996 as he ran for the Illinois Senate, people said it didn’t matter.

When he sat in a Chicago Church for twenty years and listened to a preacher spew hatred for America and preach black liberation theology, people said it didn't matter.

When Obama‘s place of birth was questioned, due to conflicting accounts by his own relatives, he steadfastly refused to submit a copy of his “original birth” certificate. So, instead of putting the issue to rest, as president he has spent millions of our tax dollars dodging the issue, confirming the level of intelligence of the people who say it doesn’t matter.

Obviously America wasn’t privy to all these issues during the campaign of ‘08, or the man would not be president today. But he is president, despite tens of millions in campaign finance fraud, vote fraud, voter intimidation and strong armed politics in key caucus states. So now that we deluded ourselves all the way to the polling booths, we have to live with this turkey. But then:

When he started spending us into a debt that was so big we would be challenged to pay the interest, people said it didn't matter.

When he took a huge spending bill under the guise of stimulus, and used it as payback to organizations, unions and individuals that got him elected, people said it didn't matter.

When he took over insurance companies, car companies, banks, etc., people said it didn't matter.

When he took away student loans from the banks and put it through the government, people said it didn't matter.

When he designed plans to take over the health care system and put it under government control, people say it doesn’t matter.

And when he set into motion a plans to take over control of all energy in the United States through Cap and Trade, people say it doesn't matter.

And if all of this isn’t disconcerting enough, Obama has surrounded himself with tax cheats, Maoists, Marxists and Fascists, along with few Chicago thugs.

So, if you are an Obama Supporter, please do not be angry with me, because I think your president is a socialist. The above speaks for itself. There are too many facts supporting it.

It has become painfully apparent that our biggest enemy is not China , Russia , or Iran. No, our biggest enemy is a contingent of politicians in Washington DC, being led-around- by-the-nose, by our Commander-in-Chief. And if they are allowed to continue, we will eventually be less a European Socialist nation and more like a Third World Obamacracy. Time to wake up and smell the coffee people. Nevermind that your president has a Harvard education. Due to the above, this is more about YOUR intelligence than HIS.

The Dumbplumber--with a little help from Google

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Palin Mania

From time to time someone needs to tell the political elites, campaign operatives, partisan consultants and flapping lipped idiots to just shut up. And when it comes to Sarah Palin, this just might be one of those times.

For someone who is, “not smart enough to be president“….“is a political joke”…. “has no chance to get elected”…. and ….“needs to get more experience”, she has garnered more criticism and fame than any other politician, celebrity or author in recent history. So much so, that the attention paid to her, by rabid MSM critics, has become an embarrassment to many respected political pundits.

However, the Palin Mania is different from all other hysterical, historical moments. She hasn't won an Academy Award, the Pulitzer, a Golden Globe, a Grammy or even the Nobel. No, she is a former Governor of Alaska, whose only mistake was saying yes to John McCain, to be his VP pick. It was a gift to McCain, because his campaign was in the dumper until she arrived. But it was a curse for Palin, because she actually brought life back into McCain's chances, which was not the “Plan” for the MSM, who hand picked him to lose against the chosen Democrat.

As an outside observer, the Dumbplumber often says that there has never been a newly elected president that was prepared to be President. There is no “President’s” school other than on-the-job training, so it is often repeated that challengers “aren’t smart enough to be president”.

Well, history has shown that measurable intelligence isn’t a guarantee of a good president, former presidents Hoover, Nixon, Carter and now the Harvard educated, Dr. Utopia is living proof of that.

No, our most successful presidents were people of faith, of humble character and rock solid core beliefs. You know, the exact opposite of what we have now. And you gotta love those, who trumpet Palin’s lack of “experience”. Well, her resume of campaign successes, private sector accomplishments and political envy will just have to speak for itself. As a reality check, you will have to remind me just which members of the Congress ever left office more humble, patriotic and chaste than they arrived.

But it’s the Palin envy that has stymied the media. Never has there been this level of envy in American politics. And the MSM doesn’t just hate her, they fear her and are, at the same time, the main reason for her fame. Her popularity in middle America just drives Blue State Liberals and their puppet media nuts. And they can’t do a damn thing about it, but attempt character assassination, which most of America has already figured out.

Palin is not a Messiah. Nope, we already have one of those and it isn’t working so well. No, she believes in the inner spirit of the people to solve our their own problems, a notion quite foreign to Dr. Utopia.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Lawrence of NBC

Well, it didn’t take Lawrence O’Donnell very long to take aim at Sarah Palin’s new book, Going Rogue. O’Donnell didn’t bother reading the book, he simply extracted comments by the 11 Assoc. Press proof readers, to load his arsenal of vacuous rants. However, so not to be unfair and unbalanced, one is compelled to ask, why didn’t Larry review the two Obama books which is littered with a plethora of wishful inaccuracies?

A closer look at the self proclaimed “practical European socialist” shows us that Larry’s only claim to fame seems to be his stints as Chief of Staff of both Senate Finance and the Environment and Public works committees from 1992 through 1995, then as Agitator in Chief from 2002 to this day. His resume accurately omits any real job requiring anything other than “lip flapping lackey“, which seems to be his only redeeming quality or inequality whichever floats your boat.

Larry’s shining accomplishments appear to be erroneously accusing Karl Rove as the one that outed Valarie Plame as a CIA agent to journalist, Matt Cooper, that reported it in a story. Of course we later discover that it wasn’t Karl after all. But he was AWOL at all opportunities to apologize to “The Brain” for his lack of tact and accuracy.

Larry (easily confused with Larry of Larry, Daryl and Daryl) also has had his moments, on air, screaming “Liar, Liar, Liar….” about 30 times at John O’Neil, Swift Boat Spokesman, during a MSNBC Scarborough Country segment in 2004, until he was mercifully pulled off the set during an ad segment. And he has performed encores of this behavior on several other venues, where his uncontrolled diatribes at fellow panelists and guests were allowed to run well beyond their effective usefulness.

No, it is not clear just how Lawrence has continued to reappear on the Peacock Network’s various programs, other than O’Donnell has some very compromising photos of GE’s CEO, Jeffery Immelt sharing galoshes with farm animals. But absent that, there is no reasonable excuse for allowing O’Donnell to take up one more moment of valuable air time.

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Tea Party Tee Shirt

To my minions and those that clicked on Dumbplumber looking for a tutorial on replacing their water heater. This site doesn’t teach you how to do a job you were never supposed to do anyway. Get your brother-in-law or someone that knows the business end of a pipe wrench to take care of your problems.

This site points out the obvious, criticizes the status quo and pummels those who insult the intelligence of anyone smarter than a Cocker Spaniel.

To this end, the Dumbplumber has just commissioned his first Tee-shirt.

You gotta love it.

The same folks that believe that we are here by mere chance, rather than Intelligent Design, can’t figure out how “Chance” did it either.

And if that isn’t enough, while they believe in evolution--with the fight on “global warming”-- they are trying to figure out NOW how to stop “Chance”.

Being a tree hugging Progressive must be a bitch.

Reporting on the elections:

Bob McDonnell ( R ) has just taken Creigh Deeds ( D )for the Governor of Virginia. McDonnell was heard saying to supporters upon his victory, “And you can see the White House from my front porch”.

7:30 and New Jersey just elected Chris Christie their new Governor. Seems that those last 5 visits Obama made on Corzine’s behalf worked well for Christie. Ah to be Robert Gibbs, the new Excuser Czar.

A good nights sleep to find that Doug Hoffman biffed it in New York’s 23rd District. Well, you couldn’t actually say it was a blowout. Hoffman wasn’t even a resident of “23”, but somehow garnered almost 50% of the vote. Meanwhile Dede Scozzafava the original “Republican” candidate received 6%, even after she removed herself from competition. You gotta love the “Conservatives” from upstate New York. No wonder they are getting ready to “re-draw” the District lines….Again. Since Mr. Hoffman ‘was’ a District resident until the lines were redrawn before the election.

The Dumbplumber believes that Democrats have learned nothing from these elections. However, “establishment” Republicans should be listening to this shot across their bow. Don’t ignore the Voters. You do at your peril.

Sunday, November 01, 2009

A Message from General George S Dumbplumber. Listen UP Maggots

The Battle for Healthcare

Ok maggots, this is General George S. Dumbplumber and it’s time for a little Reveille on the current Battle on healthcare. First, drop and give me 50 if you are dumb enough to think this is about Your health, Your care, Your insurance or Your opinion. It isn’t. It’s about control, you dirt eating Dipshits, so get over it. The folks back in D.C. care about your healthcare about as much as they care about the colors in camo.

Second, if they gave a gnats ass about your health, they would tell you to eat three squares and get a good nights sleep. They would carpet bomb you with warnings to stay away from the bottle, trash the cigs and drugs and push your sorry butts away from the T.V. for a few minutes every day for some push ups, and to spend a little more time at the salad bar….but they don’t.

Your care. You have got to be shitting me maggots. America has the greatest healthcare system in the world and don’t you forget it. The Commander-in-Chief, on the other hand, wants to change all that.

Third, if you think this is about health insurance, pull your head out of your ass and blow the crap out your ears. Insurance is what you get for a rainy day. But it’s only been raining cats and dummies in D.C. since there‘ve been pup tents. Now this is where it starts to get real stupid, and as we all know, you can’t stop stupid.

We got one side of the isle up there in D.C. acting and the other side re-acting. Everybody agrees that health insurance is too expensive, but do these sorry A-holes want to do anything about it. No maggots. They admit that lawyers--and you know how much General Dumbplumber loves lawyers--cost America’s healthcare system tens if not hundreds of billions every year, but not a peep about taking a Howitzer to them. Ditto, fraud, waste and corruption admittedly costs another few hundred billion, but I don’t hear so much as a grenade pin drop on that land mine.

Maggots, what I hear is we are going to make everyone part of Obama’s Healthcare Army. And we know how well that works out. Under this little slice of brain surgery the slackers, dopers and losers will be sucking up hospital beds, doctors and meds, while you dummies will be doing their pushups, peeling their potatoes and scrubbing their pots. Get it dummies?
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Imagine for a moment maggots that everyone is going on a 10 mile forced march, but 6 out of ten of you will be packing one of the limp wristed, pencil necked, losers the whole damned way. And not just them, but their packs and weapons too. How you gonna like that soldiers? That’s what you get when you let Liberals start thinking for themselves… and us.

Ok here’s the deal mush heads. Congress has decided to make all of you carry the load, while trial lawyers, gamers and douche bags get rich picking our treasury clean. Meanwhile bureaucrats become the growth industry of America. And as for your opinion, they can’t handle your opinion…in other words, “they don’t need your ‘stinking’ opinion”.

No maggots, the folks in charge will sell you down the river as quickly as they would “can” Obama’s farts and sell them as an air freshener.
And in the meantime, America is being bombarded with rhetoric, from the Left, so twisted, mangled and distorted, it’s beginning to look more like a target range than comprehensible press releases.

Hell people, Congressional Leaders can’t even camouflage Government run healthcare. First it was the Single Payer then, the Public Option, then a Co-op, then Opt Out, then…oh hell there’s been so many, even the General can’t keep up. Bottom line is it will eventually be Socialized Medicine, no matter what you call it now. I know, I know, the argument is that the Army has “socialized” medicine now. But you all forget that the Army is an all volunteer operation protecting and defending the Constitution of the United States, as opposed to the House and Senate, who are all busy tearing it apart. Just try and NOT volunteer for the Healthcare Plan coming down the pike and see what that gets you.

So maggots, when you get done with that 50, give me another 100 if you think you will be better off with Nancy Pelosi running your healthcare. This is a woman that buys her Botox by the barrel and make-up by the bucket. Not exactly qualities that endear confidence in the open and transparent leadership we were all promised just a year ago.

Gen. George S. Dumbplumber

Enter The Obamacracy

It is often said that, “Imitation is the greatest form of flattery”. Well if that’s true, America’s Constitution--by way of the U.S. Congress-- is being treated like a Republican Bloopers Marathon on John Stewart’s Daily Show.

Ignoring the Constitution isn’t a new thing. It has been going on since Woodrow Wilson thought it was a good idea to tax and spend our way out of a depression, while simultaneously erecting economic blockades to any moves toward prosperity. And we all know how well that worked out.

But once we started the Socialist snowball down the hill, passing un-constitutional laws became Congress’ favorite pastime. To the point that recently a Senator commented, “It’s our job to pass laws. It’s the citizen’s job to prove they’re unconstitutional”. Well, I’m glad he cleared that up, since it takes about a week to craft and vote on an unconstitutional bill, but it takes years to get it up to the Supreme Court, where they assess constitutionality with all the impartiality a pack of jackals shows a fresh kill.

Our Constitution--arguably the greatest governing document ever produced --is being shredded, trampled on and ignored by the very body charged with protecting it. Every Administration and Congress--back to before WWII-- has basically ignored the Constitutional limitations set on government. But our leaders will readily refer to the Constitution’s power when dodging requests for remedies to pressing social issues. Talk about swinging from both sides of that plate!

But never in the history of this once great nation, has the Constitutional Meat Grinder been shifted into overdrive. No my friends, if the Porkulus Bill, the Auto Takeover, the Banking Bailout, the Union Bailouts and the coming Knee Cap and Trade and Obamacare doesn’t wake you up to the total abdication of the U.S. Constitution, nothing will.

So if you are still waiting for your Bailout, your Green job, your Tax Cut, your Free Healthcare, Subsidized Energy and non-Union Porkulus job, you might take off your tinfoil hat and consider a .357 dirt nap. Cause it ain’t happenin’ folks. The

The Curse of being Right

One of the things about being a keen observer of politics is that once you have made a prediction, you have to wait for weeks--sometimes months--for the media and pundits to catch up. And catch up they do, but they do it kicking and screaming at bloggers who often beat them to the punch.

Take for instance the pay and benefit packages of public employees. It was over a year ago that the Dumbplumber said that they were “unsustainable”. Nevermind that they had been extorted from City, County and State governments threatened with shutdown, by union goons more interested in control and filling union coffers than a working representative government.

Of course the economic downturn didn’t help much. Bad, mediocre, even historically good investments by union fund managers and public employee fund managers reaped billions in losses to funds, heaping those billions on the backs of taxpayers shackled with the duty of making them whole. Many taxpayers whom lacked either health insurance or pensions themselves. But the point was, the economic downturn exposed the obscenely bloated entitlements afforded to rank and file public employees.

And the Dumbplumber was pilloried by Lefties, union lackeys and public employee sycophants offended by the observation. He was labeled a knuckle dragging, Right Wingnut parroting Bushco. That was then, this is now.

Again, many months ago the Dumbplumber characterized Obama as a flaming Socialist appearing to be much more like a young Hitler than the leader of the free world. His “redistribution of wealth” visions being applied to the auto, insurance, banking, energy and health industries, while not just draining the treasury but borrowing from a communist country, then spending that on public entitlement and union controlled construction projects as well. Boy did the howling ratchet up after that one.

Hey folks, this isn’t crystal ball time. The man has told us then surrounded himself with people prepared to drive the U.S. into the dark ages. It was just that the Dumbplumber was listening. But take heart people, the Dumbplumber isn’t alone. You’re about to witness what happens when we have an election without ACORN helping out Democrats.

New Rules for Unions

We all know that union members live in an alternative universe. We all know that they routinely shut down businesses and regional governments to extort exorbitant pay and benefit packages, while personally flaunting foreign made clothes, electronics and autos, built by low paid non-union workers. But few of us know of some of their other hypocrisies.

For instance, many union members routinely take second jobs at nonunion businesses. And it’s not only on the Sopranos that you see union members doing a little contracting on the side, building decks, painting houses, roofing buildings remodeling garages and constructing man caves, at well below union wages. But the hypocrisy doesn’t stop there. Union members have been known to engage in buying and selling autos, jewelry, coins and other unregulated transactions then NOT reporting the profits on their taxes. And eBay is infested with union members pillaging and plundering buyers and sellers without so much as a glance by the IRS.

And while the rest of us will have Obamacare shoved down our throats, the U.S. Congress and the president(who will be doing the shoving) and unions will most likely be exempt from participating, by virtue of them being more equal than the rest of us. I can’t wait for them to try and cut in line at the clinics and hospitals. But you can be assured that they will have a doctor’s private line on speed dial at the sign of the first sniffle or paper cut.

You see, while over 80% of America works hard to pay their taxes and the costs of the bloated bureaucracy of Government, Unions don’t have to work nearly as hard. What they do have to do is just go along with der Leader and keep supporting every hair-brained socialist program he rolls out for the rest of us.

No, while we 80%ters are being fitted for harness and shackles, the Congress, the President and 18% of America are doing the fitting, but are excluded from participating.

Go Figure, the Dumbplumber.