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Tuesday, June 30, 2015

Direct from the Internet

You can't handle the truth!... Jack Nicholson as Col. Nathan R. Jessep

“You wonder why your country is fucked son? 

It’s what happens when your nation elects an obscure turd from the sewage catch basin of the corrupt shithole that is Chicago politics.  An unqualified, community organizing, American hating, Islam loving, racist mulatto faggot who has as much business occupying the People’s White House as a serial child rapist has running a day care center.  A turd that no matter how much glitter these left wing ass-pimples dump on it still couldn’t change the harsh truth that all the glam and hype, underneath is still a stinking piece of shit. 

And THAT’S what you have running the greatest free nation in the history of the world straight into the ground….On purpose and by design.”

The Dumbplumber is now certain he has a Doppelganger!

Thursday, June 04, 2015

Falling for Obama

So now we’re being told that the ‘Republican’ leadership is pushing for the ‘Obamatrade’ deal, which they have NOT read.  Not to point out the obvious, but haven’t we seen this movie already?  Let’s Review:

Obama lied, cheated and crammed Obamacare down our throats, by making the Dems vote it into law without reading it.  It is now a categorical failure, not worthy of the paper it was written on and now costing America over a trillion dollars and counting.

Obama yanked American troops out of Iraq and Afghanistan, while declaring victory and now ISIS is taking over both countries.  They show their fear of us by beheading everyone that is not a radical Muslim.

Obama has declared that America is now the most respected country on the planet.  Never mind that none of our allies trust us and our enemies laugh themselves into a hysterical stupor when Obama challenges them.

Obama says he respects our sovereignty but has allowed hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens to cross our borders and gives them free healthcare, IRS bonus checks, free rent, free food, early release from committing felonies and unemployment benefits to make them wish they had stayed home.

Obama has contradicted just about EVERYTHING he ever said about someone else in power, since he has been in power.  Either he was lying then, he’s lying now, or both.

You pretty well know when you are through lying to someone, when they start complaining 6 years into your administration.

You know when you are bullet proof when the folks guarding you refuse to put a bullet in your head, because it might put a dent in the sales of the book they plan to write about protecting the most corrupt president in history. 

This thing just writes itself doesn't it?

Is there more?  You betcha, but I will save it for the book.

Hillary's incomplete Headline

Dumbplumber stumbled upon this headline on the Daily Caller:

Hillary to Call for Expansion of Early Voting Scam Nationwide

Dumbplumber believes this headline is incomplete.  It should read:

Hillary to Call for Expansion of Early Voting Scam Nationwide, Except for the Military, both at Home and Abroad.
There, that’s fixed!

Monday, June 01, 2015

Dumb Denny Done did the Dallies

Denny Hastert has really stepped in it now.  The former Speaker of the House was caught, if belatedly, with his trouser trout out.  Then to make things really interesting he was caught violating some of the banking laws that he was responsible for.  Now I don't want to go out on a limb here, but this is like standing on your laces while trying to tie your shoes. 

Now Denny has the unique privilege of looking his once loving wifey and children in the eye, while trying to figure out how he's going to keep paying the blackmailer/victim/damn Hotty he bounced off the shower walls, back in high school.  Then there's all those consulting contracts and speaking engagements he used to finance the payoff.  That is looking out the window about now. 

Pundits are snarking about how he should just change his name to "Clinton" and be done with it.  Au Contraire, my simple Pilgrims, that angle was devised and abused by the Clintons and the privilege will not be transferred to Denny.   He is twisting in the wind blown by all the media.  This will probably not end in a prison sentence, but he may end up wishing it did.  Whatever 'wad' he had is now blown, both figuratively and literally.

But he can rest assured the liberal media will milk it for all it's worth to cover for Hillary for at least a few more weeks.  Thanks Denny.