Jeb Bush
claims that Trump, “isn’t qualified for the presidency”.
Really! I don’t recall him making that remark about
Obama in 2008 or 2012.
Republican
operatives are telling their campaign candidates to “mimic” Donald Trump in
their speeches.
Oh yeah, go with what
works. But in this case try faking
sincerity, until at least after the elections.
Couples
motives are unclear in San Bernardino massacre.
Oh, I dunno, probably
some more of that “spontaneous” workplace violence. Because everyone knows, when you carry around
assault weapons, bullet proof vests and tactical communications systems, it’s all
about being ready for an insult at a Christmas Party.
Senator Cruz
says, “San Bernardino assault could have been act of Islamic terror”.
Wow Teddy, everyone
told me you were smart. Now I know you’re
as least as smart as a fifth grader.
Ted Cruz
says, he’d hire Trump to build the wall.
It’s like ‘Jim’ is gonna
hire Tom Sawyer to whitewash the fence.
The Atlantic
asks the big question: “Will Congress
ever declare war on ISIS?
Senator Lindsey Graham
is about to, but anything he puts forth is for his campaign and not a serious
effort.
Dumbplumber submits we
stopped having wars when we started having ‘rules of engagement’. You know, that’s when you stop shooting at
someone who is holding a loaded rifle, while standing behind a woman’s skirt.
Moreover, I would submit that while there are a few vaginas in Congress, there’s a lot more
pussies.
Now that I’ve
answered the big questions, you can continue on with your lives.
Dumbplumber
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