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Sunday, April 13, 2008

Dear John, 4-13-08

It must be good to be you. Clearly you are having more fun now. How could you NOT be having fun, running against two clowns funneling you material that money can’t buy.

I know, I know, Hillary is smiling again. She should be. With her campaign all but stalled under typhoon Obama, until the Rev. Wright Bomb hit and the game was afoot. Then, came her Bosnia bombshell.

The problem, as I see it, is that the Hildabeast can’t insult enough people by herself, so she gets Bill to help her sabotage her campaign. Barack on the other hand, does great as long as he is “Hoping and Changing”, but stumbles every time he shoots from the “lip“, or panders to a crowd, when he doesn’t think the cameras are running.

No John, the good news is that you can fire your “strategists”, at least until the Democratic Convention in August. In fact you can probably go it alone as long as Obama and Billary are competing to see who can “out stupid” who on the Dem’s side. Ron Paul and Kucinich must be crying in their latte’s witnessing the roadshow of those left standing.

The bad news is that you will be facing the wrath of whoever walks away from their Convention. Scabbed, scarred and suffering the loss of tens of millions in precious donations fighting each other, the chosen candidate will be in no mood for polite debate or, for that matter, any thing Marcus of Queensbury. Prepare yourself for a return of “This Is Your Life, Part Deaux, All Things Wrong with John McCain”.

Believe me John, it’s in the can, which is where you will be in short order. Enjoy the moment. Seize the day. Relish being on top of the food chain. You’re about to experience more pain than you ever got in Nam and they won’t leave a mark, at least one you can see.

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