Continuing on my rant against the RINOs trying to humiliate Conservatives and Tea Partiers into donating and voting for other RINOs who want to continue the losing policies of the present RINOs. Are you getting the feeling that I am having an issue with RINOs?
Well, let’s cut to the chase. How many sitting RINOs have authored or co-sponsored legislation shrinking the size of government? How many RINOs running for office or running for re-election are promoting our Constitution or demanding that the Congress, the Administration and the Justice Dept. adhere to it?
Okay, how about this one, how many RINOs are suggesting and promoting the lowering of our taxes, or even demanding that government explain where our hard earned taxes went or why they waste as much as they do already? And given that the gubmint admits to wasting, misdirecting or losing hundreds of billions every year, why aren’t the RINOs finding that money and taxing the assholes that have it?
And finally, when was the last time you heard a RINO demand more personal responsibility from those spending our money, receiving our money in the form of entitlements or squandering our money in execution of their duties. Anyone! Bueller! Anyone!
So the next time you hear someone threatening us Conservatives for NOT supporting, nor voting for establishment Republican douche-nozzles, tell them the Dumbplumber says you can kiss his ass.
Put up qualified, responsible and conservative candidates, or go fuck yourself.
Sunday, October 05, 2014
Saturday, September 27, 2014
Vote or be condemned
Well Pilgrims, it must be close to an election. The RINOs are all busy telling Conservatives we can’t stay home, we must get out and vote. Realllllyyyyy! Perhaps at the same time, why don’t they tell us who to vote for and why, while they’re at it.
Suddenly, it’s our obligation and duty to vote. Reallllllyyyyy! What obligations did these RINO bastards have while the Liberals were running the country into the ground? What duties did they not perform when they had the chance to perform them? Who did they NOT choke the loving shit out of when they were sitting next them in Chambers or drinking next to at those lofty cocktail parties?
I need to stop for a minute and have a straight shot.
These so called “Conservative” websites really piss me off, especially when I can’t respond to the verbal vomit I’m reading. They make it really, really, really, difficult to register, then condemn a posting.
Maybe these assholes can tell me which candidates will stop the madness and turn this country around. Or am I to NOT believe that any qualified candidates that offered these remedies are already in the crapper of history. (Sarah Palin, Gary Johnson, Tom Tancredo, et al.)
In case these clowns haven’t noticed or cared to self-ignore, anyone, ANYONE who challenges the unsustainable policies and practices that is taking us down the rabbit hole to Socialist Hell is immediately labeled as a nut job from the New York Times to the Republican National Committee. Then they are condemned when they won’t climb on the rat-infested gut wagon to electoral defeat.
These self styled patriots forget that when you vote for the Best Loser, you are also responsible for the results. And being the last Leader into the abyss isn't something I want to identify with.
That is the one of the blessings of this country. You have the right to vote for the best candidate. You also have the right to NOT vote for the worst candidates. And yes, Mitt Romney really looks good right now. But he only looks good against Barack Obama. Hell, Hillary looks better than Barack, but I wouldn’t vote for that broom riding Cruella DeVille if she were the only person on the ticket.
If I wanted to do that, I would move to North Korea.
Suddenly, it’s our obligation and duty to vote. Reallllllyyyyy! What obligations did these RINO bastards have while the Liberals were running the country into the ground? What duties did they not perform when they had the chance to perform them? Who did they NOT choke the loving shit out of when they were sitting next them in Chambers or drinking next to at those lofty cocktail parties?
I need to stop for a minute and have a straight shot.
These so called “Conservative” websites really piss me off, especially when I can’t respond to the verbal vomit I’m reading. They make it really, really, really, difficult to register, then condemn a posting.
Maybe these assholes can tell me which candidates will stop the madness and turn this country around. Or am I to NOT believe that any qualified candidates that offered these remedies are already in the crapper of history. (Sarah Palin, Gary Johnson, Tom Tancredo, et al.)
In case these clowns haven’t noticed or cared to self-ignore, anyone, ANYONE who challenges the unsustainable policies and practices that is taking us down the rabbit hole to Socialist Hell is immediately labeled as a nut job from the New York Times to the Republican National Committee. Then they are condemned when they won’t climb on the rat-infested gut wagon to electoral defeat.
These self styled patriots forget that when you vote for the Best Loser, you are also responsible for the results. And being the last Leader into the abyss isn't something I want to identify with.
That is the one of the blessings of this country. You have the right to vote for the best candidate. You also have the right to NOT vote for the worst candidates. And yes, Mitt Romney really looks good right now. But he only looks good against Barack Obama. Hell, Hillary looks better than Barack, but I wouldn’t vote for that broom riding Cruella DeVille if she were the only person on the ticket.
If I wanted to do that, I would move to North Korea.
Wednesday, September 24, 2014
More fundraising
From the desk of the Dumbplumber
Dear Mr. Fitton:
In response to your recent solicitation for money to fund Judicial Watch, I wish to make a few observations, comments and recommendations.
First, I did not request that you send me either your first letter nor your second. You gathered my name and address, as has dozens of others, from a donation I sent to support a conservative running against that pompous asshole Mitch Mc Connell of Kentucky. Thanks to that candidate, a small forest has been sacrificed to yield the paper sent me since. The postage alone dwarfed my modest contribution.
Second, before I continue, I wish to commend Judicial Watch for their efforts to expose and condemn all those prostituting their positions of power to feather their personal nests, while entrenching themselves in the ‘establishment’ political positions they ran against to get elected, all at the expense of those they pretended to represent.
But having said this, your roster of politicians from Bill and Hillary down to Maxine Waters have either retired in luxury or retained their political offices despite your best efforts. And in the case of Bill and Hillary continue to influence the electorate, despite their transgressions.
Third, words cannot describe what the current president has done and intends yet to do to this country. However, throwing tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars at conservative movements, conservative think tanks and corrupt democrat exposés will do little if nothing to bring a halt to our demise. Remember it was just recently that the voting fraudsters were tried and convicted….from the 2008 elections. And with only a little over 2 years left on this ’jugged eared’ socialist’s second term--and with Eric Holder’s corrupt Justice Dept. backstopping his crimes--what exactly are the chances of any meaningful prosecution for what amounts to TREASON and treachery on the part of this Administration?
Fourth, as great as you are at Judicial Watch you are but a thorn in the side of what is the greatest threat to this country in its entire history. But the sad reality is you are merely aggravating your base, which is me and every other patriot, helpless to do anything to stop the madness.
Fifth, no Mr. Fitton, as good as you and Judicial Watch are, you are but a steer in a field of bulls, impotent to act without the support of the Criminal Justice system. You are fighting a war you cannot win, no matter your resources.
When the majority of the electorate cannot name the three branches of government, cannot name three of the Supreme Court Justices, willfully re-elect candidates who openly act against their best interests and blindly walk into their futures believing our current path is sustainable, we have not just lost the battle, we have lost the war.
No sir, Mr. Fitton, as an amateur political junkie, I know when I am beat. If there are to be future donations to a cause, it will be to fund bullets for patriots who wish to prosecute those who have violated our Constitution and their Oaths of Office.
Have a good day and take me off your donor list. Good Luck in your future endeavors.
Dumbplumber
Dear Mr. Fitton:
In response to your recent solicitation for money to fund Judicial Watch, I wish to make a few observations, comments and recommendations.
First, I did not request that you send me either your first letter nor your second. You gathered my name and address, as has dozens of others, from a donation I sent to support a conservative running against that pompous asshole Mitch Mc Connell of Kentucky. Thanks to that candidate, a small forest has been sacrificed to yield the paper sent me since. The postage alone dwarfed my modest contribution.
Second, before I continue, I wish to commend Judicial Watch for their efforts to expose and condemn all those prostituting their positions of power to feather their personal nests, while entrenching themselves in the ‘establishment’ political positions they ran against to get elected, all at the expense of those they pretended to represent.
But having said this, your roster of politicians from Bill and Hillary down to Maxine Waters have either retired in luxury or retained their political offices despite your best efforts. And in the case of Bill and Hillary continue to influence the electorate, despite their transgressions.
Third, words cannot describe what the current president has done and intends yet to do to this country. However, throwing tens or even hundreds of millions of dollars at conservative movements, conservative think tanks and corrupt democrat exposés will do little if nothing to bring a halt to our demise. Remember it was just recently that the voting fraudsters were tried and convicted….from the 2008 elections. And with only a little over 2 years left on this ’jugged eared’ socialist’s second term--and with Eric Holder’s corrupt Justice Dept. backstopping his crimes--what exactly are the chances of any meaningful prosecution for what amounts to TREASON and treachery on the part of this Administration?
Fourth, as great as you are at Judicial Watch you are but a thorn in the side of what is the greatest threat to this country in its entire history. But the sad reality is you are merely aggravating your base, which is me and every other patriot, helpless to do anything to stop the madness.
Fifth, no Mr. Fitton, as good as you and Judicial Watch are, you are but a steer in a field of bulls, impotent to act without the support of the Criminal Justice system. You are fighting a war you cannot win, no matter your resources.
When the majority of the electorate cannot name the three branches of government, cannot name three of the Supreme Court Justices, willfully re-elect candidates who openly act against their best interests and blindly walk into their futures believing our current path is sustainable, we have not just lost the battle, we have lost the war.
No sir, Mr. Fitton, as an amateur political junkie, I know when I am beat. If there are to be future donations to a cause, it will be to fund bullets for patriots who wish to prosecute those who have violated our Constitution and their Oaths of Office.
Have a good day and take me off your donor list. Good Luck in your future endeavors.
Dumbplumber
Sunday, May 11, 2014
Selling Cars on Craigslist
For sale: 1972 Pinto w/ Firestone 500 tires ($250k)
I have this piece of crap ‘72 Pinto wagon, with 350,000 miles, three bald tires, rust in both quarters and running on 3 cylinders, for the incredibly low price of $250,000.
It has original paint, or what’s left of it, ripped upholstery, a place for a radio, drain hole in the floor and duct tape on both vent windows. And yes, it’s a classic. Never needs smog!
And many wonder why I am letting go of this creampuff for so little. Well my uninformed friends, after seeing a butchered, rusted-out ‘65 Chevy 4X4, ¾ ton pickup listed at $6,500, a rusted out, dinged up ‘52 Chevy coupe, with busted out windows, and an empty hole where the engine is supposed to be, for $5,900 bucks, well then the Pinto is beginning to look like a bargain.
Nevermind that on any given day I see listings for cars that insults everyone’s intelligence. For instance, I see offerings of $6 or $8k, that would lead to a total investment of $30k to yield a $20k vehicle. Yes, do the math and you too can go bankrupt building classic vehicles.
And of course none of this financial wizardry would be possible without the help of reality tv and America’s collector car auctions, who are ginning up the values of “project” vehicles to the stratosphere, while the producers of these tv shows are subsidizing the project build-ups and the auctions are catering to clientele doing their damndest to spend grandpas millions, before grandma finds out.
To be fair, I haven’t seen such mauling of reality since our president told us Obamacare would lower the cost of our health insurance. Dumbplumber
I have this piece of crap ‘72 Pinto wagon, with 350,000 miles, three bald tires, rust in both quarters and running on 3 cylinders, for the incredibly low price of $250,000.
It has original paint, or what’s left of it, ripped upholstery, a place for a radio, drain hole in the floor and duct tape on both vent windows. And yes, it’s a classic. Never needs smog!
And many wonder why I am letting go of this creampuff for so little. Well my uninformed friends, after seeing a butchered, rusted-out ‘65 Chevy 4X4, ¾ ton pickup listed at $6,500, a rusted out, dinged up ‘52 Chevy coupe, with busted out windows, and an empty hole where the engine is supposed to be, for $5,900 bucks, well then the Pinto is beginning to look like a bargain.
Nevermind that on any given day I see listings for cars that insults everyone’s intelligence. For instance, I see offerings of $6 or $8k, that would lead to a total investment of $30k to yield a $20k vehicle. Yes, do the math and you too can go bankrupt building classic vehicles.
And of course none of this financial wizardry would be possible without the help of reality tv and America’s collector car auctions, who are ginning up the values of “project” vehicles to the stratosphere, while the producers of these tv shows are subsidizing the project build-ups and the auctions are catering to clientele doing their damndest to spend grandpas millions, before grandma finds out.
To be fair, I haven’t seen such mauling of reality since our president told us Obamacare would lower the cost of our health insurance. Dumbplumber
Friday, April 11, 2014
U.S. Bovine Patrol
It has come to the Dumbplumber’s attention that the U.S. Bureau of Land Management is vigorously enforcing laws and regulations on BLM land. They are seizing and killing cattle for no other reason than the cattle are eating and pooping on U.S. property, without paying fees.
Well folks, I suggest BLM change places with the U.S. Border Patrol, who have no problem letting illegal aliens do the same thing, while Uncle Sam extracts tens of billions from the pockets of honest hardworking Americans to support them once they arrive here.
The cattle are being held without bail at an undisclosed location and could not be reached for comment.
No, You Cannot Make this Up.
Well folks, I suggest BLM change places with the U.S. Border Patrol, who have no problem letting illegal aliens do the same thing, while Uncle Sam extracts tens of billions from the pockets of honest hardworking Americans to support them once they arrive here.
The cattle are being held without bail at an undisclosed location and could not be reached for comment.
No, You Cannot Make this Up.
Tuesday, April 01, 2014
the Sheeples Testicles
A recent posting on Moonbattery.com perfectly characterizes Obamacare and the Obama administration. http://moonbattery.com/?p=44062
Seems that a man from Malawi, Zambia allowed a hyena to eat his testicles, because a medicine man told him it would make him rich. All it really did was put him in intensive care in a Zambian hospital.
Now I don’t want to go out on a limb here, but I believe it was a Kenyan politician, not a Zambian medicine man, that sold this bill of goods to the victim, which also cost him his freedom, liberty and any chance of future prosperity.
Not to worry though, under the tutelage of the Kenyan politician he will forever be screwed, even without his testicles.
Welcome to Amerika, comrade.
Seems that a man from Malawi, Zambia allowed a hyena to eat his testicles, because a medicine man told him it would make him rich. All it really did was put him in intensive care in a Zambian hospital.
Now I don’t want to go out on a limb here, but I believe it was a Kenyan politician, not a Zambian medicine man, that sold this bill of goods to the victim, which also cost him his freedom, liberty and any chance of future prosperity.
Not to worry though, under the tutelage of the Kenyan politician he will forever be screwed, even without his testicles.
Welcome to Amerika, comrade.
Thursday, March 27, 2014
Politically Obvious
I recently commented that if Allan West sounded more like James Earl Jones, he would already be president.
Well that got me to thinking. If Rand Paul sounded more like Trey Gowdy, he would be a presidential shoe-in. Instead he sounds like Mike Huckabee during a sleep over at Gomer Pyle’s house.
Paul Ryan would be better at selling Veg-a-matics than hawking his tax reforms.
And Nancy Pelosi would make a better loony ‘street artist’ than anything out there. In fact, loons everywhere complain she makes them look sane.
But the clown car driver slot is in heated contention between Henry Waxman, Harry Reid and Joe Biden. Pee Wee Herman was not available for comment.
And we can’t leave without commenting on the Conservative credentials of Senators Lindsey Graham and minority leader Mitch McConnell. When they’re not touting their ‘conservative’ credentials, they’re making backroom deals with Obama and Harry Reid. Think of them as the Neville Chamberlin of the U.S. Congress.
Well that got me to thinking. If Rand Paul sounded more like Trey Gowdy, he would be a presidential shoe-in. Instead he sounds like Mike Huckabee during a sleep over at Gomer Pyle’s house.
Paul Ryan would be better at selling Veg-a-matics than hawking his tax reforms.
And Nancy Pelosi would make a better loony ‘street artist’ than anything out there. In fact, loons everywhere complain she makes them look sane.
But the clown car driver slot is in heated contention between Henry Waxman, Harry Reid and Joe Biden. Pee Wee Herman was not available for comment.
And we can’t leave without commenting on the Conservative credentials of Senators Lindsey Graham and minority leader Mitch McConnell. When they’re not touting their ‘conservative’ credentials, they’re making backroom deals with Obama and Harry Reid. Think of them as the Neville Chamberlin of the U.S. Congress.
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