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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Why we're Doomed

For sake of conversation, why don’t we just cut to the chase. As much as the pollsters, pontificators and political hacks like to tell us that politics is complicated, it’s really not. Brain surgery is complicated. Rocket science is complicated, (You know with all that pi stuff). Even knitting is complicated. I know, I’ve watched my wife do it for years and I couldn‘t knit a vowel.

But politics, not so much. Here’s how the Dumbplumber breaks it down.

Democrats will vote for a democrat, just because there is a ‘D’ next to their name. Fortunately, there’s no Dipstick Party or there might be a problem on Election Day. So there goes almost half the population.

Most Democrats will vote democrat because that is where the gravy train is. Nearly every giveaway program, that is unsustainable, is from Democrats. Nearly every union lackey, every deadbeat, every scammer, every con-man, every manipulator of America’s entitlement programs is a Democrat. Democrats don’t know what the term ‘Personal Responsibility’ means. Perhaps that is why you have never heard them say it. Likewise, lower taxes, less spending and smaller government. It just isn’t in their DNA.

Republicans, unfortunately, are a little confused. We have the RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) who cling to their ‘Establishment’ candidates like they cling to their cocktails, Cuban cigars and concubines. They get their marching orders from the RNC (Republican National Committee), then wear blinders all the way to the polling booth. They wouldn’t know a bad Republican if you introduced them to Richard Nixon.

And last, but not least, we have Independents and Conservatives. These are the ones that recognize the last 75 years of RINOs and Liberals are the ones that have brought us to the most spending, the biggest government and least Liberty we have had since the ratifying of our Constitution.

The only thing left to see is if enough Blue Dog Democrats, Conservative Republicans and Self Preservation Independents can act to save our Union. But with 60% of our nation either entrenched, enabled or entitled, don’t bet the rest of your life on it. Dumbplumber

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