Tuesday, February 10, 2015
Seems that Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are all twitterpated about the hubbub surrounding the behavior of NBC anchor Brian Williams. Joe claims that making one, two, three (or 5000) mistakes doesn’t disqualify him from being the king of 6 o’clock news. And….Joe has been around a long time and knows others that have done the same thing and gotten away with it. (So you better stop fucking around with Brian or I’m gonna tell your mommy to spank you).
Mika, on the other hand, wearing her “Saving Private Brian” varsity jacket, claims that, “Williams is being held to a higher standard than others in the business….not being paid $24 million a year“. “It just isn’t fair to be criticizing someone in your own house”, claims Mika. And she’ll keep complaining until one of the NBC stockholders bitch slaps her back into reality.
Meanwhile Dan Rather is wetting his pantyhose, claiming that he was all along, not alone. And Al Sharpton, Chris Matthews and Ed Schultz could not be reached for comment.