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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

A test for Progressives/Liberals/Leftards

If you ever encounter someone you believe to be a Liberal, who is itching for a debate ask them these questions:

1)     Do the words “sustainable”, “logic”, “common sense” and the phrase “historical reference” mean anything to you?
2)     Have you ever read the Declaration of Independence, The U.S. Constitution or The Ten Commandments?
3)    Does the notion of “States Rights” confuse you?
4)    Does the concept of 100% of the working population paying for 15% of the working population’s retirement and healthcare seem like a cool idea?

If the answers to 1 and 2 are NO and 3 and 4 are YES, you are a hopeless moron and should kill yourself immediately.

If the answers to 1 and 2 are YES and 3 and 4 are NO, you may avoid debate and join me in a beer.

If any other combination of answers exist, return to your high school, slap your teachers and demand a do-over.

There, that simple test will allow you to avoid wasting your precious time talking to useless assholes.

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