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Friday, December 30, 2016

Poor Lonesome Little Rich Girl



All Alone Am I ..Hillary has the sads.
 
Well, here we are.  Feeling all butt-hurt about Hillary eating all alone.  By herself, texting Huma to see what she is doing. The poor misbegotten, wronged and woeful Mrs. Clinton pouring her heart out to a supporter. 
 
Oh God.  Let lightning strike me dead.  You’ve got to be shitting me.  Right!!!!!

There are at least three Secret Service people nearby at all times.  Of course there is the person taking the “spontaneous” photo and the usual hangers-on that Clinton cannot function without.  Oh and did I mention the doctor that must accompany her at all times, in case she has a seizure.

Alone is when there is no one else there.  This is hardly alone.  This is a staged scene, where she is trying to engender sympathy.  

Alone....I don't think that word means what you think it does.

January 20, cannot come soon enough and 2020 cannot be far enough away.

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

Trump and HIllary in a Bar....Yeah. Trump Stole the Election


(A joke passed on to me that contains more truth than we can stand.)



Imagine, Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over, and with a smile on his face, says, “The media is really tearing you apart for that scandal.”

Hillary: “You mean the massive voter fraud?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the military not getting their votes counted?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using my secret private server with classified material to hide my activities?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Using the Clinton Foundation as a cover for tax evasion, hiring cronies, And taking bribes from foreign countries?
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean the drones being operated in our own country without the benefit of the law?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving 123 Technologies $300 Million, and right afterward it declared bankruptcy and was sold to the Chinese?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean arming the Muslim Brotherhood and hiring them in the White House?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Whitewater, Watergate committee, Vince Foster, commodity deals?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The funding of neo-Nazis in the Ukraine that led to the toppling of the democratically elected president and to the biggest crisis that country has had since WWII?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Turning Libya into chaos?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Being the mastermind of the so-called “Arab Spring” that only brought chaos, death and destruction to the Middle East and North Africa?
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving four Americans to die in Benghazi and go to sleep?
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Trashing Mubarak, one of our few Muslim friends?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Encouraging and supporting the murders of Palestinians and the destruction of their homes, towns and villages by Israel?”
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The funding and arming of terrorists in Syria, the destruction and destabilization of that nation, giving the order to our lapdogs in Turkey and Saudi Arabia to give Sarin gas to the “moderate” terrorists in Syria that they eventually used on civilians, and framed Assad, and had it not been for the Russians and Putin, we would have used that as a pretext to invade Syria, put a puppet in power, steal their natural resources, and leave that country in total chaos, just like we did with Libya?
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “The creation of the biggest refugees crisis since WWII
Trump: “No the other one:”

Hillary: “Leaving Iraq in chaos? ”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The DOJ spying on the press?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “You mean HHS Secretary Sibelius shaking down health insurance Executives?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Giving our cronies in SOLYNDRA $500 MILLION DOLLARS and three months later they declared bankruptcy and then the Chinese bought it?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The NSA monitoring citizens’?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “The State Department interfering with an Inspector General Investigation on departmental sexual misconduct?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Me, The IRS, Clapper and Holder all lying to Congress?”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “Threats to all of Bill’s former mistresses to keep them quiet”
Trump: “No, the other one.”

Hillary: “I give up! … Oh wait, I think I’ve got it! When I stole the White House furniture and silverware when Bill left office?”
Trump: “THAT’S IT! I almost forgot about that one.”

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Our New Way to Watch Television



I have discovered that I am spending less time at the computer these days.  Oh, I haven’t dropped any of my blogs, but have decided that reading each and every article is a colossal waste of time, time that I have precious little of these days.

You see, I am in the last trimester of life, the 60 to 90 years.  I don’t want to waste any of it reading the New York Times, the Washington ComPost or Politico.  And I will add a few others to the heap as I go on, as most of my morning blogs are just re-published articles from other sources.

I really don’t care if Kim Kardashian has had an ass lift, why one of my favorite character actors is now working at WalMart or if Carrie Fischer has had a heart attack.  She has done enough cocaine to kill a horse and done enough men to start her own whorehouse.
 
No, I try to focus on the news as if it’s news.  Not some rehashed, regurgitation of the old news.  If I wanted to read old news, I would subscribe to any of the above.

I like new news, human interest stories, facts about events of the past and anything said by Donald Trump, because it isn’t first filtered through the lens of the MSM.  I’m not much on predictions but if I were going to predict anything, it would be the demise of Big Media.  Fox being the lone broadcast giant telling us what is really going on in world events.

Beyond the news is entertainment.  We have a few favorite TV dramas, some of which have been terminated by Gay sex, Global Warming and bad jokes about Trump and Bush. But we have gravitated to British dramas and a few (and not so political) PBS period dramas.  Lots of eye candy and well produced, well-acted parts. 

CNN, MSNBC and ABC are gone.  NBC and CBS are delivering only 4 shows that we record and play back to avoid the commercials.   Roku, Netflix, Amazon Video among others are the staple of our viewing experience. 

We will not be the first, and most certainly not the last to make these changes, but we are really enjoying the TV experience.

 WE are in control now.