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Monday, March 09, 2009

Emperor Obama

Some say that we are in the midst of a giant game of “Whack-a-Mole”. You know, that’s where these little fuzzy mole muppets pop up from a field of round holes, and you whack them down with a little mallet.

Others have likened this administration to a five year old running around in a fireworks factory with a book of matches, lighting them along the way.

I disagree. I think that Obama should be compared to an arrogant 12 year old that just inherited a See’s candy store, a Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream shop and a Bubba’s Burritos Shop from good ole aunt Mabel. Well, this 12 year old is in way over his head.

I don’t care if it is the ginormus “Porkulus Bill”, the 9000 earmarks, closing GITMO, shutting down offshore drilling, killing nuclear power development, gutting the defense budget, continually propping up AIG (because they underwrite Congressional benefit packages), or the largest expansion of government in our history, no one would argue that this administration has launched an outright assault to America’s security and prosperity. And has done so in a campaign that would elevate Mr. Obama to Emperor of (what’s left of) the World at the expense of whoever’s left to finance it. And Mr. Obama has done most of this in just the first month in office.

On the other hand, there have already been some cracks in the support for Mr. Obama and his heavy handed actions to date. You see, those Liberal loonies who voted for the above changes and opulent spending have been receiving emails, letters and phone calls from those who voted them into office saying, “What the Hell were you thinking, your flying us into the ground, so pull back on the stick you f%#king idiot“.

There are some that believe that Obama will burn out before the 2010 elections. I say, the way he’s going, he will be lucky to salute our flag on July 4th. And if he is saluting it, it will be as upside down as he is.

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