I Already Gave

Dear Dr. Utopia,

It was so nice of you to interrupt my news program for YOUR message on Haiti. In fact, you interrupted a three day, non-stop, 24hr. Infomercial on the suffering and dire need in Haiti, to give me YOUR message about the suffering and dire need in Haiti. Hey, Mr. President, don’t you watch T.V.?

I particularly want to thank you for mentioning that America is so giving. Perhaps you hopped into the Way Back Machine(think Prof. Peabody of Rocky and Bullwinkle) and were reminiscing about the good ole days--you know before the Clinton-Bush-Obama administrations--when Americans had more than two nickels to rub together. Unfortunately sir, those days have gone the way of our discretionary dollars…far away.

So here’s the deal. If you want to rake in some serious bucks, you might try CNBC or Fox Business Channel, to speak to the Wall Street Bankers and other assorted Money Changers getting hundreds of billions in bonuses; TVLand, QVC and Animal Planet for all the Union goons that have survived your Spending and Stimulus plans virtually unscathed and ESPN and Pay-for-Porn for the multi-millionaire felons of the NFL, NBA and PBA looking to spend more of their obscene salaries foolishly.

As for the rest of us, we have already gave. It was sent to the IRS, who handed it over to 536 clowns to piss away in D.C.. It was cleaned out of our 401k’s by the likes of Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, who let bankers play fast and loose with our money, while giving houses to people that couldn’t afford used cars. It was handed over to OPEC (most of which are evil dictators) for their oil, while many of us watched Tree Huggers, Libtard Greenies and Eco-Nazi’s have their lawyers tie up our energy resources in some sort of perverse march back to the stone age. And our money is still being shoveled into New Orleans, to people not smart enough to know it is just plain stupid to live below water level.

No sir. If you want more money for this pet project, you will have to go where the money is. And for your information, it isn’t here.