To my minions and those that clicked on Dumbplumber looking for a tutorial on replacing their water heater. This site doesn’t teach you how to do a job you were never supposed to do anyway. Get your brother-in-law or someone that knows the business end of a pipe wrench to take care of your problems.
This site points out the obvious, criticizes the status quo and pummels those who insult the intelligence of anyone smarter than a Cocker Spaniel.
To this end, the Dumbplumber has just commissioned his first Tee-shirt.