The Obama Plan

Economic Stimulus, Tax Breaks for Middle Class, Universal Healthcare, and Amnesty for Illegal Aliens. No problem-o.

We have been looking at all the Obama initiatives in the wrong way. And just like any other self-serving politician, he has provided loop holes that anyone can use, if they just look closely.

First, Economic Stimulus. Well hey, who isn’t for that. Obama wants to take money from taxpayers and give it to slackers. But I think that taxpayers should just “adjust” their voluntary tax payments, then go out and spend the difference.

Tax Breaks for the Middle Class. Ditto on this one. Time to eliminate the IRS middleman and just not send them a whole bunch of your money every year. Of course this will require some creative writing, not unlike what Congress does every day. Just ask Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and Charlie Rangel, who have elevated tax fraud and tax evasion to an art form. And we’re still waiting for THEM to come clean, while they make life miserable for the rest of us.

Now let’s see, oh yeah, Universal Healthcare. Now this is where it gets a little more tricky. You can either keep all your cash in a coffee can, then plead poverty when applying for Medi-Cal or Medicaid or Medicare. But then again, you can just move to Mexico, denounce your U.S. citizenship, then change your name to Chiquita Banana, Freddie Fender or Senor Taco, then sneak back into the States for some quality medical care on the taxpayers.

Then, if everything goes “Dixie“, under Amnesty for Illegals you can always use your new Hispanic name, and get immunity, some walking around cash, a college education, free healthcare AND a new house of your choice, abandon by the poor schmucks that have been paying the freight, while you were swindling the system.