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Saturday, February 07, 2009

What I learned 2-3-09

Economists tell White House No to Bailout

Hundreds of U.S. economists are sending a letter to the White House: “Your Economic Stimulus Package isn’t going to work“.

I agree, but Obama didn’t listen to 30,000 scientists, climatologists and botanists, so why should he listen to a few hundred whining economists? Besides, he is busy listening to Unions, fellow trough wallowing Democrats and 4 of ten voters, who exist on the backs of the remaining 6.

Obama’s Hourglass Conundrum

Everyday that Barack Obama doesn’t get his “Stimulus Bill”, he is one day further away from the Bush administration and one day closer to a normal recovery. Or to put it another way, it is one more day AWAY from it being Bush’s fault and one day closer to NOT being Obama’s victory.

Italy loses Target Shooting Record

Once was that Italy had the worst sharp shooters in the world. The Italian shootouts are legendary, with thousands of rounds spent an not one drop of blood.

Well, Washington D.C. has taken that record away. Let’s see: with one of the highest homicide rates in the world, not one Senator or Congressman has been hit. But not to worry, they’re still shooting. Keep it up assassins, maybe you’ll get lucky with a ricochet. Practice, practice, practice.

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