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Friday, March 25, 2011

The Penta-goon

The Pentagon
Less than 72 hours ago

Reporter: Sir, Colonel Qaddafi has been advancing on Libyan cities for two weeks now, killing civilians, bombarding rebels, with fighter jets and bombs, and the U.S. has set by and watched the slaughter and dithered. Will President Obama finally act and protect the rebels from this senseless attack?

The Pentagon
1 hour ago

Reporter: Sir, NATO forces have been bombarding Qaddafi forces now for 24 hours. Reports are that Coalition forces have killed 24 civilians and injured as many as 160, during the strikes. When are NATO forces going to stop killing innocent women and children with Cruise missiles, fighter jets and bombs?

The Pentagon
Tomorrow morning if Dumbplumber were in charge
“Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, listen up you panty wearing pussies, because today I’m going to talk and you’re going to listen. Just a few days ago a well known madman, who has a history of killing his own people (sound familiar), as well as attacking the U.S. in any number of nefarious ways, not the least of which was ordering the bombing of a U.S. airliner over Lockerbie, Scotland.

Since then he has began developing his own nuclear weapons program (sound more familiar), which he does not dispute and you maggots just set their on your 24 volt powered dildos and watched him do it without so much as a whimper.

Now, today, he has crossed the line and is getting his ass handed to him and he will be lucky if he evades capture to hang out in a cave like Osama bin Laden, who you apparently admire. Now go back to your cubicles maggots and find something else to do, since the adults are in the middle of handling your complaints, one at a time. DISMISSED. “

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