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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Annie's Helper January 15, 2008

January 15, 2008

The chaff in today’s wind is “Storm Brewing” who has a sister-in-law named “Vicki” that is a real pain in the patootie. “Vicki” is a serial mother, who has had five children by three different fathers and there appears to be no end in sight.

Her modus operandi is to cheat on her husband with another married man, then marry him and cheat on him as well. Of course she merrily goes about her life, lying and cheating as if this is just one big party.

“Storm” wants to end any future relationships with “Vicki” and the boyfriend-of-the- month, due to the appearance of approval it gives his children. On the other hand “Storm’s” wife and in-laws just accept “Vicki’s” behavior without question. What is “Storm” to do?


Dear Storm:

Vicki is not only a slut, she is a drive-by slut. No how, no way will including her in your family events improve your quality of life.

Do yourself a huge favor and move, with or without your wife. Her sister and the rest of her family are losers and exposing your kids to this family will in no way improve their prospects of happy lives. Sell the trailer, pile your necessities in your ’79 Pinto and get out as quickly as possible.

When you get to where you are going, change your names and pretend you are in the Witness Protection Program. With any luck the losers won’t even bother with trying to locate you.

Good Luck, The Dumbplumber.

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